Fantastic. Meretricious. And a happy new year.

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

somewhereinjersey:

raptortooth:

a-yoda-a-day:

imagine being so bad at moderating your own website you decide to just kill half the user base and not fix any of the actual problems

Isn’t this the plot of Infinity War

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cluelessfanperson:

Me: “I’m going to save my snacks for the movie!”

Also Me, Three Seconds into the Previews:

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squiddleward:

squiddleward:

happy 30th birthday spongebob!

happy 31st birthday spongebob!

mszombi:

imagineham:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

Australia is a fucking weird place

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

equinox-awakening:
“WHAT IS THIS
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equinox-awakening:

WHAT IS THIS

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

daily-rage-comics:

damn he sweating